Fart Ninja - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL "Trophy wife" printed in bowling

"Trophy wife" printed in bowling league font on someone buying bulk paper towels at Costco is the hardest flex in any marriage

" with a decorative swoosh underline beneath it

surrounded by popped popcorn pieces with a diagonal purple laser beam striking from above

Homer's hunger strike proved losing baseball hurts worse than losing dignity

Black block lettering at the bottom reads "5390 STEVENS CREEK BLVD

Fart Ninja - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL "Trophy wife" printed in bowlingNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters